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Stub Yub Barbecue

2020-10-03T16:17:34Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "A restaurant chain that focuses on barbecue. Category:Corporations"

A restaurant chain that focuses on barbecue.

[[Category:Corporations]]

Laura Bedwetter

2020-08-12T20:28:25Z

Davepoobond: Created page with " Category:Characters Category:Humans"

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Humans]]

Jessica Buttkiss

2020-08-12T20:27:59Z

Davepoobond: Created page with " Category:Characters Category:Humans"

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Humans]]

Thump Drive

2020-07-30T19:47:49Z

Davepoobond:

One of the many ways to travel throughout [[Space]]. It is an engine that makes a "thump" noise before working its magic. It is unknown what is inside, exactly.

[[Category:Products]]

Thump Drive

2020-07-30T19:47:07Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "One of the many ways to travel throughout Space Category:Products"

One of the many ways to travel throughout [[Space]]

[[Category:Products]]

Category:Platniffs

2020-07-20T16:54:47Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "A race of aliens. Category:Aliens"

A race of aliens.

[[Category:Aliens]]

Platniffs

2020-07-20T16:54:32Z

Davepoobond: Redirected page to Category:Platniffs

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Dee Werijweior

2020-02-13T22:11:22Z

Davepoobond: Created page with " Category:Characters Category:Humans"

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Humans]]

Friggenstein

2019-05-04T15:31:49Z

Davepoobond:

[[Friggenstein]] is a monster. She looks like a melting humanoid blob with a "balloon" appendage coming out of her that floats in the air, which also looks like it is melting. Her "melting" skin looks like a mixture of oil, white mud, and skin.

She typically tries to be employed by haunted houses.

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Monsters]]

Friggenstein

2019-05-04T15:31:23Z

Davepoobond:

The Unknown Mayor

2018-11-06T07:26:34Z

Davepoobond:

A murderer who shows up at weddings to assassinate people who are dressed up like a mayor.

[[Category:Characters|Unknown Mayor]]
[[Category:Humans|Unknown Mayor]]
[[Category:Villains|Unknown Mayor]]
[[Category:The Six Leaves|Unknown Mayor]]

The MVP

2018-11-06T07:26:21Z

Davepoobond:

A creepy guy who will creep on you by going up and down escalators.

[[Category:Characters|MVP]]
[[Category:Humans|MVP]]
[[Category:Villains|MVP]]

Santa Claus

2018-11-06T07:25:13Z

Davepoobond:

[[File:Santaclaus.jpg]]

[[Santa Claus]] is the ruler of the [[North Pole]].

[[Santa Claus]] has ordered the mass murder of several thousand [[elves]] in order to strike back at capitalism.

He gives toys to children by running a slave shop of [[elves]]. He whips them throughout the whole year so they make more and more. He infringes on the copyrights and patents of practically everyone making the toys and things people like. The toys are actually sex toys for children around the world, cause he’s a pervert. That’s why he goes around saying “ho ho ho.”

He calls his sperm “[[Ol' Santa Claus Magic]].” He likes to make kids hop up and down on his lap every once in a while to stimulate himself.

He has a doomsday device known as the [[Electrosucker]] hidden beneath in the ocean of the [[North Pole]].

Once, he lost his [[Christmas Spirit]] and became truly evil, wreaking tons of damage across the globe on that day. [[The River]] served to restore his [[Christmas Spirit]] by torturing him.

His son is [[Jingle Bear]]. He lives with his mom (but not his wife), [[Rita Claus]], in [[Santa's House]] in [[Santa's Village]].

He has a miniature model of [[Santa's Village]] inside his house for planning purposes.

He likes [[Mountain Dew]].

He is the leader of the [[Mall Santas]] secret service.

He is the #1 IP violator in the world as he is able to magically recreate almost any item without the proper patents or permission.

He intends to be the ruler of "the past, the future, and the presents."

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Humans]]
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Mall Santas]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/8718/broadcasting-company/sbc-news-christmas-special/

Ms. Pamela

2018-10-20T16:37:04Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "An imperialistic, alien, sound adept masterbitch who runs a building at the CSUA, in which the Einherj-YUM operates. Ms. Pamela's intentions are questionable. Whether she is..."

An imperialistic, alien, sound adept masterbitch who runs a building at the CSUA, in which the Einherj-YUM operates.

Ms. Pamela's intentions are questionable. Whether she is truly a human within a rotting sack of flesh or an alien in an unconvincing human costume.

[[Category:Characters]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26092/other-junk/guide/cashier-lesson-a-lesson-in-sound-physics/

Odin Shops

2018-10-20T16:15:20Z

Davepoobond:

[[Odin Shops]] is the on-campus bookstore at [[CSUA]]. It serves as the location of the [[Odin Shops]] comic series.

There is a wood chipper behind the store with the express purpose of using it as a paper shredder.

Their motto is "Shirts, Pants, Jackets, Shot Glasses and More! At Odin Shops bookstore."

The main store is two floors. There is a "second" upstairs that is detached from the normal upstairs called Yggdrasil, and the staircase made to resemble the world tree of Norse mythology.

The following types of non-manager workers are in Odin Shops:

Cashier Department - Customer Service Supervisor>Customer Service Lead>Receptionist>Cashier

Textbook Department - Textbook Floor Supervisor>Textbook Lead>Textbook Associate

They sell books, computers, and food.

They have their ongoing project of expanding the store, which they call "building Valhalla," in which they are extended the store outwards, and "Yggdrasil" is the alternate 2nd floor.

The custodial staff leaves love notes in employee's name tags and inside of books.

The different rooms in the store are:

*The Break Room
*Staging Area
*Warehouse
*Convenience Store
*The Fitting Room
*Buyback Room
*Refunds Room
*1st Floor - Gear/Supplies
*Upstairs - all the books

[[The Einherj-YUM]] (run by the [[Einherj-YUMperor]] and/or [[The Yum King]]), [[The Valkyrie Stop]], [[The Hungry Viking]], [[Thor Store]] are the satellite stores on the campus of [[CSUA]], operated by [[Odin Shops]].

After the first couple weeks of each semester, there is a "Ragnarok" in which many people are fired in the downsizing. People who are kept have an inability to really "leave" the store.

Shirt ideas: 1)"The Hungry Viking" (with the "ry" crossed out). 2) "Attention Odin Shoppers, the time is now 7 O'clock and bookstore is now closing. Please take your final selections to the nearest register and have a good day." 3) "Valkyire Stopper" 4) "Processing Request... Approved" 5) "Received on Account"

[[Category:Corporations]]
[[Category:Landmarks]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7m28g6hb8k
* http://squackle.com/23799/broadcasting-company/odin-shops-web-site-commercial/
* http://squackle.com/23800/broadcasting-company/odin-shops-hat-commercial/
* http://squackle.com/23801/broadcasting-company/odin-shops-supplies-commercial/

Odin Shops

2018-10-20T16:11:57Z

Davepoobond:

[[Odin Shops]] is the on-campus bookstore at [[CSUA]]. It serves as the location of the [[Odin Shops]] comic series.

There is a wood chipper behind the store with the express purpose of using it as a paper shredder.

Their motto is "Shirts, Pants, Jackets, Shot Glasses and More! At Odin Shops bookstore."

The main store is two floors. There is a "second" upstairs that is detached from the normal upstairs called Yggdrasil, and the staircase made to resemble the world tree of Norse mythology.

The following types of non-manager workers are in Odin Shops:

Cashier Department - Customer Service Supervisor>Customer Service Lead>Receptionist>Cashier

Textbook Department - Textbook Floor Supervisor>Textbook Lead>Textbook Associate

They sell books, computers, and food.

They have their ongoing project of expanding the store, which they call "building Valhalla," in which they are extended the store outwards, and "Yggdrasil" is the alternate 2nd floor.

The custodial staff leaves love notes in employee's name tags and inside of books.

The different rooms in the store are:

*The Break Room
*Staging Area
*Warehouse
*Convenience Store
*The Fitting Room
*Buyback Room
*Refunds Room
*1st Floor - Gear/Supplies
*Upstairs - all the books

[[The Einherj-YUM]] (run by the [[Einherj-YUMperor]]), [[The Valkyrie Stop]], [[The Hungry Viking]], [[Thor Store]] are the satellite stores on the campus of [[CSUA]], operated by [[Odin Shops]].

After the first couple weeks of each semester, there is a "Ragnarok" in which many people are fired in the downsizing. People who are kept have an inability to really "leave" the store.

[[Category:Corporations]]
[[Category:Landmarks]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7m28g6hb8k
* http://squackle.com/23799/broadcasting-company/odin-shops-web-site-commercial/
* http://squackle.com/23800/broadcasting-company/odin-shops-hat-commercial/
* http://squackle.com/23801/broadcasting-company/odin-shops-supplies-commercial/

Ronny Fazzlepene

2018-10-20T16:05:13Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "A man who coined the Fazzlepene's Law, which almost nobody knows about. Category:Characters ---- '''Relevant articles:''' http://squackle.com/26091/dictionary/fa..."

A man who coined the Fazzlepene's Law, which almost nobody knows about.

[[Category:Characters]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26091/dictionary/fazzlepenes-law/

Category:Generic Aliens

2018-10-20T15:51:10Z

Davepoobond:

[[Aliens]] that are known as "the aliens" who are just generic, regular as fuck aliens from who the hell knows where. No one even cares who or what they are.

[[Category:Aliens]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

Grand Imperialist Sobby Mardon

2018-10-20T15:50:58Z

Davepoobond:

Leader of the [[Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond]] of [[RIMJOB]]. His aspirations are to rule the Workers' Compensation insurance industry.

[[Category:Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

Category:Generic Aliens

2018-10-20T15:50:06Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Aliens that are known as "the aliens" who are just generic, regular as fuck aliens from who the hell knows where. No one even cares who or what they are. Category:Al..."

[[Aliens]] that are known as "the aliens" who are just generic, regular as fuck aliens from who the hell knows where. No one even cares who or what they are.

[[Category:Aliens]]

Generic Aliens

2018-10-20T15:48:59Z

Davepoobond: Redirected page to Category:Generic Aliens

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The Queen

2018-10-20T15:45:24Z

Davepoobond: Redirected page to The Queen Mary

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The Queen

2018-10-20T15:45:12Z

Davepoobond: Redirected page to Category:The Queen Mary

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Grand Imperialist Sobby Mardon

2018-10-20T15:44:44Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Leader of the Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond of RIMJOB. His aspirations are to rule the Workers' Compensation insurance industry. Category:Ri..."

Category:Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond

2018-10-20T15:43:56Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond, who are also known as RIMJOB (also their country's name), is an ancient civilization that intends to reclaim all o..."

[[Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond]], who are also known as [[RIMJOB]] (also their country's name), is an ancient civilization that intends to reclaim all of the Workers' Compensation industry for itself. They reside in the ocean near [[The Queen Mary]].

Their leader is [[Grand Imperialist Sobby Mardon]].

[[Category:Races]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond

2018-10-20T15:43:51Z

Davepoobond: Redirected page to Category:Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond

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The Queen Mary

2018-10-20T15:42:22Z

Davepoobond:

Also known as "[[The Queen]]," [[The Queen Mary]] is a defense platform off the coast of [[California]] that protects the area from invading aliens.

[[Category:Constructs]]
[[Category:California]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

The Queen Mary

2018-10-20T15:42:08Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Also known as "The Queen," The Queen Mary is a defense platform off the coast of California that protects the area from invading aliens. Category:Constructs..."

Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond

2018-10-20T15:40:08Z

Davepoobond:

WeSuckAt Investigations

2018-10-20T15:40:01Z

Davepoobond:

An investigation company that really sucks at their job.

[[Category:Corporations]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

RIMJOB

2018-10-20T15:39:51Z

Davepoobond:

Home of the people of the [[Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond]]. The country resides on the ocean floor near [[The Queen Mary]].

[[Category:Countries]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

WeSuckAt Investigations

2018-10-20T15:39:37Z

Davepoobond:

An investigation company that really sucks at their job.

[[Category:Corporations]]

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'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond

2018-10-20T15:39:33Z

Davepoobond:

WeSuckAt Investigations

2018-10-20T15:38:49Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "An investigation company that really sucks at their job. Category:Corporations '''Relevant articles:''' http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/"

An investigation company that really sucks at their job.

[[Category:Corporations]]

'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

RIMJOB

2018-10-20T15:38:47Z

Davepoobond:

Home of the people of the [[Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond]]. The country resides on the ocean floor near [[The Queen Mary]].

[[Category:Countries]]

'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond

2018-10-20T15:38:42Z

Davepoobond:

[[Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond]], who are also known as [[RIMJOB]] (also their country's name), is an ancient civilization that intends to reclaim all of the Workers' Compensation industry for itself. They reside in the ocean near [[The Queen Mary]].

Their leader is [[Grand Imperialist Sobby Mardon]].

[[Category:Races]]

'''Relevant articles:'''

http://squackle.com/26090/stories/sunken-queen-mary-by-aliens/

RIMJOB

2018-10-20T15:36:06Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Category:Countries"

[[Category:Countries]]

Risk and Insurance Management Joint Officiants Bond

2018-10-20T15:35:49Z

Thunder Chief

2018-10-20T14:53:09Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Category:Characters"

[[Category:Characters]]

Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief

2018-10-20T14:52:58Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "A movie with the Thunder Chief. Category:Movies"

A movie with the [[Thunder Chief]].

[[Category:Movies]]

Funniest Man Living, Alright!

2018-10-20T14:52:25Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Category:Movies"

[[Category:Movies]]

The Something Zone

2018-10-20T14:51:04Z

Davepoobond:

[[Category:Zones|Something Zone]]

The Something Zone

2018-10-20T14:50:28Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Category:Zones"

[[Category:Zones]]

Gargenfree Gugstagen

2018-09-23T23:19:39Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "A bodybuilder Category:Characters Category:Humans"

A bodybuilder

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Humans]]

Bank Implode

2018-04-14T16:18:34Z

Davepoobond:

Some sort of doomsayers financial TV show, where they just talk about how awful the economy is and how awful banks are because everyone is going to die soon.

[[Category:TV Shows]]

Bank Implode

2018-04-14T16:18:04Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Some sort of financial TV show. Category:TV Shows"

Some sort of financial TV show.

[[Category:TV Shows]]

Vortex Goo

2018-04-14T16:17:21Z

Davepoobond:

[[Vortex Goo]] is a defense mechanism of [[The Interdimensional Vortex]]. It is a black goo that will "wash over" you, kill you, and melt you down into the inner workings of whatever you are currently in in the vortex. It is unknown if they are sentient goo puddles or how much of it there is.

[[Category:The Interdimensional Vortex]]

Vortex Prison

2018-04-14T16:16:54Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "The Vortex Prison is an interdimensional prison house that people get stuck in. It is full of spirit traps and Vortex Goo that will wash over you and kill you and bur..."

The [[Vortex Prison]] is an interdimensional prison house that people get stuck in. It is full of spirit traps and [[Vortex Goo]] that will wash over you and kill you and burn your body down into the house's inner workings.

The house is an endless maze full of things and people have to get supplies from other rooms to survive. There are safe zones but they are few and far between and are not plainly obvious.

Figments of other people, perhaps attractive girls, may make themselves seen, and run into a room and they will no longer be there so that when you chase after them you fall into a trap. You have to keep moving so as to get away from the [[Vortex Goo]].

[[Category:Locations]]
[[Category:The Interdimensional Vortex]]

Vortex Goo

2018-04-14T16:14:22Z

Davepoobond: Created page with "Vortex Goo is a defense mechanism of The Interdimensional Vortex. It is a black goo that will "wash over" you, kill you, and melt you down into the inner workings of..."

The Core of Existence

2018-04-14T16:09:33Z

Davepoobond:

[[Category:Realms|Core of Existence]]