Airplanes vs. Indians: The Board Game
Sentient Airplanes vs. Indians
Indians have Heat-Seeking Tomahawks and other spiritual powers. They can hide behind trees and mountains.
Airplanes can only fly in 90 degree angles from where they currently are. They have Heat-Seeking Missiles and Chaffs for defense.
The board is 5 x 5 x 5 x 5, with randomly placed rocks, rivers, and trees in the middle.
Flipping a coin allows the player to know if they are able to do what they want to do, or do the opposite of what they want to do.
It is a battle to the death -- the airplane must be hit three times, or once by the Heat-Seeking Tomahawk. The Indian dies if it is hit by a Heat-Seeking Missile once, but he can erect a mountain to hide behind to take a hit. He must strategically place the mountain.
The moral of the game is to stop using the misnomer "Indian" to describe a Native American.