Airplanes vs. Indians: The Board Game

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Sentient Airplanes vs. Indians

Indians have Heat-Seeking Tomahawks and other spiritual powers. They can hide behind trees and mountains.

Airplanes can only fly in 90 degree angles from where they currently are. They have Heat-Seeking Missiles and Chaffs for defense.

The board is 5 x 5 x 5 x 5, with randomly placed rocks, rivers, and trees in the middle.

Flipping a coin allows the player to know if they are able to do what they want to do, or do the opposite of what they want to do.


It is a battle to the death -- the airplane must be hit three times, or once by the Heat-Seeking Tomahawk. The Indian dies if it is hit by a Heat-Seeking Missile once, but he can erect a mountain to hide behind to take a hit. He must strategically place the mountain.

The moral of the game is to stop using the misnomer "Indian" to describe a Native American.