Category:Hell

The majority of Hell is essentially a condo complex where people live. Some people live in ghetto-style apartment buildings, while others (mostly the rich people) live in houses as big as the Earth.

Hell is not a physical place, it is a spiritual place, and there is an endless amount of space for you to do whatever you like. Except go to Heaven, of course.

They use Hell Phones, the equivalent of a cell phone, in Hell. AT&T supplies them with their wireless services.

There are "caverns" in which cars drive through, always trying to hit you. The main form of transportation is by shopping cart, pushed by one of Satan's underlings.

The Circle of Hell is a huge labyrinth of maniacal torture chambers that torture you in ridiculous ways. Some chambers are the:

Beeping Computer Torture Chamber – This chamber is one of the worst of all time. A person sits at a computer and turns it on. The computer beeps. So the person tries and tries and TRIES to fix it but no matter what, it will still keep beeping and beeping and beeping (it drives them on the brink of insanity).

Brady Bunch Torture Chamber – You watch every single gay episode of the Brady Bunch. This turns you fruity and insane.

Pick Up Machine Torture Chamber – Ever go to those arcades and go to that machine with the claw where you put money into and try to grab one of those toys with the claw? Now IMAGINE doing that for ETERNITY and NEVER EVER picking up one of those toys with the claw! You are FORCED to do it for eternity.

Interview Transcription Chamber - you transcribe terrible, garbled, old recordings forever

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