Category:The Illuminati
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The Illuminati is a wide-ranging, conspicuous, group of people who are obsessed with controlling everything. They like to give cushy contracts to small businesses so that they may one day own ALL small businesses.
They also like to shine lights on people's asses a lot.
They have records of the history of the Earth and have contracted it out to underground peoples in the Earth's Core to keep them safe.
Their opposites are The Deluminati.
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