Category:The Jester Guild Union
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The Jester Guild Union is a union for psychotic maniacs and all around annoying people.
They basically go around and annoy people if you pay them.
When you join, you gain benefits such as:
Life Insurance – for those “special occasions” that someone will jump out of a tree and shoot you with a shotgun
Dental Insurance – needed for those “special occasions” when people punch you, a lot
Company Car – an Oldsmobile, because Oldsmobiles are annoying, just like you!
And much more!
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8727/broadcasting-company/the-jester-guild-union/
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