Donkmaster
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Donkmaster is a demigod. He insists people bow down to him as he walks past them. He holds an iron fist of power, and holds governorship over unincorporated lands in Los Angeles county.
He lives in an empty room with no windows. He wears nothing but boxers on his days off.
He is also a sell-out. He will throw his friends under the bus and never talk to them again just to get ahead.
He wears tight pants and Nikes.
