Jack in the Crack
From SquackleWiki
Jack in the Crack is a restaurant that serves crack cocaine-related foods. All of their items are 100% crack cocaine.
Their motto is “We Don’t Crack It ‘Till You Jack It.”
They currently own the Crackers, a football team.
They currently sell:
CrackBurger (w/cheese)
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They have the quote “Everything in here gets you amazingly high. Except the napkins” on some of their bags.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8721/broadcasting-company/jack-in-the-crack/
