Dr. Doggy Stinky
Dr. Doggy Stinky is one of the most famous doctors in America. He has a column in The Daily Sussman.
He has a raging fear of ATMs.
He had three gerbils, who have all been shot by guns, and are now dead.
He is a certified license-plate maker.
He went to school at Ohio State University.
He lost his ears in a tragic farm tractor accident in 1976. His ears are regenerating just outside of his sexual organs.
He won the International Disco Championship in 1976.
He lived in a nuclear cooling tower for 11 years.
He is a distinguished professor in the field of Sloppy Joe Making at Northern Illinois University.
He is commander of The Stinky Lemur Army.
Has been banned from Las Vegas for 10 years.
Burned down the University of Virginia.
Chews tabacco.
Always leaves the cap off on the toothpaste.
