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They sell good stuff for low prices, attracting customers with their interesting name. | They sell good stuff for low prices, attracting customers with their interesting name. | ||
| − | There is no competition from other jewelry stores because they pirate-rape them all. | + | There is no competition from other jewelry stores because they pirate-rape them all. It is located inside of a mall. |
The store brings an alternative look for people to wear in the jewelry/clothing industry. | The store brings an alternative look for people to wear in the jewelry/clothing industry. | ||
Latest revision as of 23:57, 21 July 2013
Formal Pirate Clothing is a clothing company that makes clothing for pirates that want to dress formally.
They sell fine jewelry for the working pirate and general public, as well.
They sell good stuff for low prices, attracting customers with their interesting name.
There is no competition from other jewelry stores because they pirate-rape them all. It is located inside of a mall.
The store brings an alternative look for people to wear in the jewelry/clothing industry.
Bob American is the Captain (aka manager).
Joey McCurken is the First Mate (aka assistant manager).
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/23316/broadcasting-company/formal-pirate-clothing-commercial/
