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Latest revision as of 20:54, 24 September 2011

Jenkins the Shoe Salesman is a shoe salesman.

He is gay, an alcoholic, and weighs 450 pounds. He hasn’t sold a pair of shoes since 1978.

When the Tooth Fairy came to him, he made him wear a pink tutu and work out until he was 98 pounds.

Jenkins is living in a mental institution called The Padded Room.




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