Jenkins the Shoe Salesman
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Jenkins the Shoe Salesman is a shoe salesman.
He is gay, an alcoholic, and weighs 450 pounds. He hasn’t sold a pair of shoes since 1978.
When the Tooth Fairy came to him, he made him wear a pink tutu and work out until he was 98 pounds.
Jenkins is living in a mental institution called The Padded Room.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/6783/stories/the-reason-pigs-fly-a-manifesto/
