Max the Lovelorn Bear
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Max the Lovelorn Bear is a hopelessly romantic bear that tries to swoon potential girlfriends by use of flowers. After he has been unsuccessful a number of times, he now hates flowers.
He likes to eat bark off trees for teeth-cleanliness.
His den is made of bricks, which means it's bad when he farts.
Max is also known as the Moonflower Assassin, for his massacre of 67 members of the Moonflower Security Response Team as well as the theft of one of the Moonflowers for the purposes of swooning a potential girlfriend.
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