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He is the president of [[Hoodywoody College]], but is currently being impeached due to his questionable activities. | He is the president of [[Hoodywoody College]], but is currently being impeached due to his questionable activities. | ||
| + | His main source of income is reselling money from [[Canada]] to [[Americans]] at a higher value than what it is actually worth. | ||
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| + | His bathrooms cost a quarter million dollars and his toilet seats all have cooling and heating capabilities. | ||
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| + | He owns the [[Hagen Dessert Server Complex]] in [[Nevada]], and the [[Hagen Iced Latte Server Complex]] in [[Alaska]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 20:39, 19 April 2012
President Hagen is a rich man who owns computer complexes in random places. He committed felonies to get all the computers he has.
He is the president of Hoodywoody College, but is currently being impeached due to his questionable activities.
His main source of income is reselling money from Canada to Americans at a higher value than what it is actually worth.
His bathrooms cost a quarter million dollars and his toilet seats all have cooling and heating capabilities.
He owns the Hagen Dessert Server Complex in Nevada, and the Hagen Iced Latte Server Complex in Alaska.
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