Radioactive Carpet

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Radioactive Carpet is a carpet invented by Smart Carpets.

If you ever wanted to create your own mutated animals, objects, or even mutate yourself for better or worse, look no further.

The Radioactive Carpet takes care of all of that! Just simply rub on a package of Nuclear waste found in New Jersey, and you get to mutate stuff.

Your results may vary.

Only $50 for the carpet and $1300 for a 8 oz. can of nuclear waste!