Red Destiny Shoes
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The Red Destiny Shoes are a pair of shoes made for dance-fighting. They must keep killing people to keep their red, glittery color.
Their rightful owner is Lick My Balls, but new owners can be chosen by the shoes.
Its sparkling red color tells everyone its been made 500 years ago, crafted under gifted zookeepers with a special material, possibly made by the God of Special Materials. Sparkle sparkle!
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http://squackle.com/8766/broadcasting-company/squatting-tiger-hidden-poopoo/
