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Latest revision as of 03:18, 21 May 2015
Satan is from the realm of Heaven. He was God’s drinking buddy until God was a sore loser and physically assaulted Satan. Satan gets sad when he is assaulted, and when he is sad he farts a lot.
When he farts, he creates a planet. He farted out Venus first, and the Earth last. The rest of the universe was between them.
He chills out in Hell most of the time once he was able to figure out how to make his own realm.
He also went to school in Heaven and "fell out" at a young age.
When he is on his computer, talking to chicks, other people oversee the torture of souls.
He causes global warming by pooping in outhouses. He has some really evil turds.
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