Satan
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Satan is from the realm of Heaven. He was God’s drinking buddy until God was a sore loser and physically assaulted Satan. Satan gets sad when he is assaulted, and when he is sad he farts a lot.
When he farts, he creates a planet. He farted out Venus first, and the Earth last. The rest of the universe was between them.
He chills out in Hell most of the time once he was able to figure out how to make his own realm.
