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When you call up to ask if they want to stay for dinner, they put a priority on that grandparent, mold a new one, place a speaker in their teeth. This speaker system allows the grandparent actors to sound like your grandparent, when they are all done with the job, they grind up the grandparent again, and then they mold someone else's grandparent. | When you call up to ask if they want to stay for dinner, they put a priority on that grandparent, mold a new one, place a speaker in their teeth. This speaker system allows the grandparent actors to sound like your grandparent, when they are all done with the job, they grind up the grandparent again, and then they mold someone else's grandparent. | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:13, 25 September 2011
The Grandparent Factory is a corporation in the business of recycling grandparents. When a grandparent dies, they are sent back to the factory to see if they were tampered with.
If they are still under warranty, you get a whole bunch of money but it is mostly taken away by the government.
Afterwards, they grind up the grandparent, mix them in with other ground-up grandpas and grandmas, and then they mold new ones so other kids can have them. That’s why you don’t usually see your grandparents too often, they are usually being ground up in a factory somewhere.
When you call up to ask if they want to stay for dinner, they put a priority on that grandparent, mold a new one, place a speaker in their teeth. This speaker system allows the grandparent actors to sound like your grandparent, when they are all done with the job, they grind up the grandparent again, and then they mold someone else's grandparent.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/7916/screwed-up-chronicles/what-happens-when-grandmas-die/
