Alan Hapus
From SquackleWiki
A disturbed man who lives in small dark spaces. He growls whenever anyone approaches his door.
He likes to eat toilet paper for sustenance. Used or not. He does so secretly and puts up an intimidating front to prevent people from asking about his awful habit.
He grew up in Anaheim with Nick Stalwhart, but seems to believe he actually grew up in Burbank.
One time he went to a bowling alley and played Revolution X until his ears bled.
He doesn't usually make decisions on his own, he is easily manipulated.
CEO of Washington Mutual.
Former roommates of 307A: Porter Rodell, Nick Stalwhart, Alan Hapus, Nathaniel Samsien
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/24498/broadcasting-company/rolls-of-justice/
