Bad Vacation Agency
From SquackleWiki
Bad Vacation Agency is an agency that works to give you the worst vacation you’ve ever had. You can also have them forcefully abduct someone and put them on a bad vacation as well.
Their telephone number is 1-800-I-or-a-friend-of-mine-would-like-to-go-to-hell.
They have a database that can instantly find the worst vacation, according to “levels” of badness:
Mild
Moderate
Annoying
Obnoxious
Bad
Very Bad
Extremely Bad
Jammed In a Closet
Atomic Bomb Exploding On Your Face
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8739/broadcasting-company/bad-vacation-agency/
