Bathroom Sniff

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Bathroom Sniff is a product that makes your bathroom smell like a bathroom again. It doesn’t smell good, but you know that you are in a bathroom when you use it, and not some weird forest or waterfall or whatever the fuck you thought you sprayed.

The labels on the can inform you that you’ll inhale CFCs which deplete the O-Zone Layer, and that your life span will be cut shorter and shorter with each use. It is an unfortunate side effect, but there’s no proof of it actually being true. Bathroom Sniff is not liable for how its consumers use its products, and if someone dies of regular non-abusive use of this product, don’t call them, they don’t care.

In addition to "regular" bathroom sniff, it comes in different smells, including:

Bathroom Sniff: Apartment

Bathroom Sniff: Hotel

Bathroom Sniff: Porta-Potty