Bill Zimmerman

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Bill Zimmerman is a chemistry teacher who likes to force people to learn about chemistry. He carries around a bat, tapes people to trees, and is altogether very threatening.

He especially loves to talk about ionization. When he talks to Mexicans, he leaves out words intentionally.

He likes to say "disaster man!" He is offended when people don't know anything about chemistry, cause he wasn't born with the bat in his hand and the chemistry knowledge in his brain.

He is very nonchalant about keeping people hostage and does stuff like answer phones, get mail, and walking away from them.

He makes use of Teleportation.




Relevant articles:


  • Periodic Table of the Elements movie