Billy Bob
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Billy Bob is a man who lives in Moo, Pennsylvania.
He is fat, ugly, and stupid. No one likes him.
Due to his lack of social skills, Billy Bob has worn the same shirt and jeans for two years. For some odd reason, he smells like shoe polish. He’s very clumsy and almost always doing something wrong. People were considering throwing him out of town.
One day Billy Bob found a million dollars in his cornfield. He left it in a KFC after eating a lot of chicken wings. Afterwards, he fell over a pig and broke his neck.
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