Birdy the Hooker
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Birdy the Hooker is a large talking bird that is a hooker for the Chuck E. Cheese Law Firm.
She says she is “clean” because she takes showers daily, but one of the main appeals is that she gives you Hepatitis C so that when you go to jail, no one will want to fuck you.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8745/broadcasting-company/chuck-e-cheese-law-firm/