Brandon Spaz
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Brandon Spaz is a pirate that shops at Formal Pirate Clothing.
He was severely wounded by Bob American during a "misunderstanding."
He wears a "damned" locket around his neck and has a credit card with Pirate Express.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/23316/broadcasting-company/formal-pirate-clothing-commercial/
