California State University, Asgard

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California State University, Asgard (also known as Cal State Asgard and CSUA) is the university where the Odin Shops bookstore exists. Their mascot is the Aesir and many activities, clubs, and landmarks on campus are named after things in Norse mythology.

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Their mascot is the Aesir. Some reasons its good to be an Aesir are as follow:

1. Aesir are strong, powerful.

2. They make educated choices about their eating habits. One planet each meal.

3. They drive cars to work. They don't need car insurance because they're immortal.

4. They may or may not be misreferenced to as an elephant.

5. They have a bookstore.

6. They have a school.

7. They have something that turns into a barbecue apron.

8. They love to barbecue.

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Degrees you can get at CSUA:

"Computers"

"Being a Mascot" (Masters available). Consists of a lot of ballet classes.

"Sending Links" - How to send links to random people on the internet.




Relevant articles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7m28g6hb8k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMQWxpHwKZw