Category:Ku Klux Klan

The Ku Klux Klan (KKK) is a group of evil aliens from the planet Canadia that were dropped here because a pregnant alien mother went to take a shit in a space and by accident let the babies fly out of her ass.

That’s why the KKK hates the color black because their brothers was a big piece of shit.

They landed in a place only known to them as Trailer Town and thrived there until they became sheet-headed retards. Now they plot to take over the earth and eat beans forever!

They always beat up people randomly. They also like to beat people around convenience stores and force them to buy soda for them.

After the Civil War, they opposed Reconstruction. They joined the Democratic party.