Clyve Simms
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Clyve Simms is a man who lives in Boston.
He lives with Alabaster Rutherford and Andromedous Bartlett. They call each other “lover.”
He loves meat. He grew up in a vegetarian household and was beaten with sausage links. He was shipped to boarding school once his parents had enough of him.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8818/broadcasting-company/the-boston-marathon/