Cred Yupansi
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Cred Yupansi is a pervert who writes naughty details about everyone in a notebook for later "use."
He might have had a threesome with his mom and Slaggy Punkstikkle.
He wears an ascot very tightly and uses it as an excuse to not do anything strenuous.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/23386/broadcasting-company/marmafluke-where-are-you/