Einsteinium
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Einsteinium is a liquid chemical element that, once drank via straw, will transform you into a freakish version of yourself. Your eyebrows will meld into your mustache and you will glow all colors. Random appendages will turn solid metal, as well.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/22577/stories/hooty-mchoothoot-and-the-ducks-of-doom/
