Fragrant Drifter
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The Fragrant Drifter is a homeless man who smells good. He wears car fresheners and has multiple cans of air freshener with him at all times.
He knows a lot about dumb holidays. He drifts from alley to alley.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/21213/broadcasting-company/forever-repressed-the-true-meaning-of-flag-day/
