Frederick Pine

Frederick Pine is a man who likes cheese. His name was made fun of a lot in high school.

He thinks cheese is the best thing to happen to food.

He was involved in a fishing accident. He was with a crew of sailors on a fishing boat when suddenly, from out of nowhere, a giant squid capsized the ship and killed his father. The whole crew died and he was the only survivor. But then he was stranded on a deserted island for a few weeks and he had to live out there. It was pretty traumatizing.

The squid probably didn’t kill them, but the ocean instead.

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