Goopy Blip
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Goopy Blip is a mailman.
He has a propensity to pee his pants when he gets scared.
His only friend is Mr. Ice Cream Truck Man.
He likes tight underwear.
His mother is a Giant Walnut named Edith Crumpowski. His mother and father (Arnie Bigass) conceived him by a science known as “Ahglahglah.”
He likes Vietnamese soap operas. He records them and leaves them in mailboxes he delivers mail to.
He smokes weed before going to work.
He delivers mail to Mr. GFBF.
He lives in a pile of mulch that he bought on the Internet.
He thinks pillows are funny. He thinks vacuum cleaners are noisy. He likes the Backstreet Boys. He has a cheese grater.
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