Harry the Shot Glass
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Harry the Shot Glass is a shot glass that once had sexual relations with July the Plastic Bowl.
He was married to Mildred the Shot Glass until he was found out by Alfred the Spoon. He is now forced to pay alimony in dishwasher detergent.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/22581/stories/the-magnificent-mr-jharraque/