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A crazy detective, who bears no relation to Sherlock Holmes.

He enjoys the taste of paper clips.

He is a weird, unknown human life form. His brain is severely deformed, creating utterly confusing theories and bothering the hell out of the weak and stupid.

Shitlock Holmes is his full name.

He has a fear of phobias, called Phobophobia.

He is an angel thrown from Heaven -- he was caught cheating in a poker game against God.

His primary weapon is the Skinuffler. He found it while he was skiing, and while he was driving away it was stuck in the muffler of his car.

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