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They currently sell:
 
They currently sell:
  
Crack Taco Shells
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[[Crack Taco Shell]]s
  
Crack Cheese
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[[Crack Cheese]]
  
Crack Beef
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[[Crack Beef]]
  
Crack Lettuce
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[[Crack Lettuce]]
  
Monster-on-Crack Taco
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[[Monster-on-Crack Taco]]
  
Crack Pipe Pies
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[[Crack Pipe Pie]]s
  
Bacon Ultimate CrackBurger
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[[Bacon Ultimate CrackBurger]]
  
Crack Fried Steak
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[[Crack Fried Steak]]
  
CrackBurger (w/cheese)
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[[CrackBurger]] (w/cheese)
  
Crack Fries
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[[Crack Fries]]
  
CrackShake
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[[CrackShake]]
  
Crack Nuggets
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[[Crack Nugget]]s
  
Curly Crack Fries
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[[Curly Crack Fries]]
  
Crack Pipe Straws
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[[Crack Pipe Straw]]s
  
 
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Latest revision as of 14:35, 16 October 2011

Jack in the Crack is a restaurant that serves crack cocaine-related foods. All of their items are 100% crack cocaine.

Their motto is “We Don’t Crack It ‘Till You Jack It.”

They currently own the Crackers, a football team.

They currently sell:

Crack Taco Shells

Crack Cheese

Crack Beef

Crack Lettuce

Monster-on-Crack Taco

Crack Pipe Pies

Bacon Ultimate CrackBurger

Crack Fried Steak

CrackBurger (w/cheese)

Crack Fries

CrackShake

Crack Nuggets

Curly Crack Fries

Crack Pipe Straws

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They have the quote “Everything in here gets you amazingly high. Except the napkins” on some of their bags.




Relevant articles:


http://squackle.com/8721/broadcasting-company/jack-in-the-crack/