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Their motto is “We Don’t Crack It ‘Till You Jack It.” | Their motto is “We Don’t Crack It ‘Till You Jack It.” |
Revision as of 12:56, 16 October 2011
Jack in the Crack is a restaurant that serves crack cocaine-related foods. All of their items are 100% crack cocaine.
Their motto is “We Don’t Crack It ‘Till You Jack It.”
They currently own the Crackers, a football team.
They currently sell:
Crack Taco Shells
Crack Cheese
Crack Beef
Crack Lettuce
Monster-on-Crack Taco
Crack Pipe Pies
Bacon Ultimate CrackBurger
Crack Fried Steak
CrackBurger (w/cheese)
Crack Fries
CrackShake
Crack Nuggets
Curly Crack Fries
Crack Pipe Straws
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They have the quote “Everything in here gets you amazingly high. Except the napkins” on some of their bags.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8721/broadcasting-company/jack-in-the-crack/