Jain Starling
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Jain Starling is a painter. He is paid to endorse the Whore Paint Supplies corporation, even though he doesn’t actually like the product, but money will make you do anything.
He loves paint. He also loves whores. He tends to masturbate as soon as he gets aroused talking about anything that may arouse him.
He is French.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8763/broadcasting-company/whore-paint-supplies/