Jared "The Roller" Fogle
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Jared "The Roller" Fogle is the Subway Sandwiches robber.
He weighs 524 pounds, and is married to two sluts for wives, Millie Fogle and Joanna Fogle.
He currently resides in Canada.
He works with Scluckle Inc. on some secret missions. He is known to them as “Osama bin Jared.” When he is Osama bin Jared, he wears a costume with an obviously fake beard and glasses with a towel on his head (no not wrapped around his head, just a towel laying on his head). He is in a bathrobe trying to play off some middle eastern guy.
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