Jimiscokfick Mycomnisory
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Jimiscokfick Mycomnisory is a guy with a mustache and a whole bunch of hair all over his body. His arm pit hair is amazingly straight. He usually has no shirt on and he smokes cigarettes. He looks like he hasn’t bathed in weeks and there’s flies buzzing around him.
He has a multi-million dollar selling object: the armpit hair straightener. He is rich. Very rich.
His number is 1-800-jimiscok.
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