Killumbus' Magical Map
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Killumbus' Magical Map is a map that allowed them to find magical and mystical places that were hidden from the normal explorers of the world who did not want to kill everyone they saw.
Without having the gift of reading the map correctly, all it is is a map to Magister Buy1Get1Free's apartment, as well as all of the coin-operated laundromats in Las Vegas.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/23536/stories/what-do-you-know-about-killumbus/
