Lord of the Piss Potpourri
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Lord of the Piss Potpourri is the self-proclaimed "Backup Piss Artillery" of the Triad Jesters.
His personal quote is "Don't piss your life away."
He can make urine smell nice. He changes colors. He smothers people. He steps on people. His urine smells pretty. He likes katanas.