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He uses two staffs to enchant and cast spells.  He has perfected the art of [[Senile Magic]].
 
He uses two staffs to enchant and cast spells.  He has perfected the art of [[Senile Magic]].
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He currently resides in the bowels of [[Killumbus]]' [[Rhombus Destroyer]].
  
 
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Latest revision as of 00:08, 27 November 2013

Magister Buy1Get1Free is a senile wizard who always summons two things when he really only needs one.

He was the keeper of a map full of magical secrets, until he decided to plant it between two ugly trees so that he could grow a more beautiful tree from the map. When Christopher Kohlrhombus brought the map back to him, he made Christopher into a sadistic bad-ass killer. The map is now known as Killumbus' Magical Map.

Before he became senile, he was an extreme couponer. Buying so much took its toll on him and his sanity, as too much free stuff went against the free enterprise and economic system put in place, leaving him with a guilt of taking advantage of multi-million dollar corporations. During his extreme couponing journeys, he encountered many bullies and assholes on the magical lands on Killumbus' Magical Map.

He uses two staffs to enchant and cast spells. He has perfected the art of Senile Magic.

He currently resides in the bowels of Killumbus' Rhombus Destroyer.




Relevant articles:


http://squackle.com/23536/stories/what-do-you-know-about-killumbus/