Meriman Butlers
From SquackleWiki
Meriman Butlers is a corporation that rents out butlers.
They’re pretty much like your favorite prostitute, because they live with you, eat your food, and only serve you between the hours of 8 am to 8 pm.
The minimum rental time is a year.
They are trained in the classical art of music, and also modern rock.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8751/broadcasting-company/meriman-butlers/
