Mr. C Fat Nuts
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Mr. C Fat Nuts is a teacher. He has really fat nuts, and he teaches a computer class. He eats like a bear, and constantly gains weight for hibernation at night.
One day he accidentally projected a pornography web site on the projection screen. He also acts like a 15 year old in chat rooms to have cyber sex with people.
He drives a Honda Accord, blue.