Mr. Frank

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Mr. Frank is Anne Frank and Margot Frank’s father. He is married to Mrs. Frank.

The main reason he can’t feed his children is because they are piss broke. Their main source of money was renting out their older daughter out to weird people.

He is a hobo, and a pretty damn good one. He got at least 5 dollars wherever he went.

A familial rule is that there can only be one shirt for each member of the family. They can’t spend money on clothes.

He often runs out of ridiculously expensive Winnie the Pooh merchandise that cost more than clothes.

Mr. Frank isn’t a very good accountant. He doesn’t know how to manage his money for that matter. He is a complete dumbass.




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