Mr. Mister
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Mr. Mister is the meanest mister in all the lands. He hands out sour cream, instead of yogurt.
He isn’t the richest person, But he is still a mean person.
He rapes all the towns grapes. And sometimes he hangs off your drapes.
For some reason, He is very popular among the peasants.
He flies in his luxury plane, He got it from the future.
One day he went to the grocery store, and the grocery clerk was really bored, So Mr. Mister pulled out a hundred and said do you have change? The grocery clerk said yes and gave him 4 20s.
Mr. Mister shook his head and said “no, no, in pennies, I must buy a kitty.” That just shows how mean he is.
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