Mr. Quack
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Mr. Quack is a professor at the Squackle University for Kids.
He wears glasses and has a book under his wing. He has a remote control that can zap you with 600 kilowatts of electricity for a long period of time. Eventually it will transport you back to your parent’s house.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/6766/stories/life-after-high-school-a-story/