Mr. Roger Larkin
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Mr. Roger Larkin is a man who is married to Mrs. Patsy Larkin. He tried to kill her in an operation known only to himself as “Operation Dump the Chump.”
He tried to stage a car accident to cut a tree down on top of her, but ended up getting hit by the tree instead. He used that to his advantage to pretend he died, and is looking for fresh meat because his wife got old.
He also wants to fly.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8746/broadcasting-company/what-to-do-about-mrs-larkin-operation-dump-the-chump/
