Mrs. Stickums
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Mrs. Mary Lou Stickums is an evil 8th grade health science teacher.
She is fat, blonde, and says she was born in China, when we all know that is prime, grade A bullshit.
She gets pissed off if you touch her Patience Rock.
She doesn’t teach, all she does is sit in front of the room eating large amounts of sugary lollipops called Chupachus and making herself evermore the fat bitch.
She can assimilate pretty much anything into her because she is so fat. If she absorbs enough energy she can use fart power to propel herself into the air.
She eats children, digests their bones and creates houses of her bone shit and Chupachus. Miss Canoffat is Mrs. Stickums’ realtor and sells those houses.
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